When I wave and creak and snap,
After the rain gives me a slap,
I think about what I saw,
From the first human to the dinosaur.
When I wave and creak and snap,
After the rain gives me a slap,
I think about what I’ve seen,
From Cadbury’s first chocolate cream.
When I wave and creak and snap,
After the rain gives me a slap,
I think about what I’ve heard,
From the crickets to the baby bird.
When I wave and creak and snap,
After the rain gives me a slap,
I’ll remember what I’ve been through,
Because all my stories are very true.